Bloody supermarkets

Bought some DVD's last week for 9.95 - they dont work of course being very inferior quality so i take them back....naturally being embarrassed that i shop in such a chav place i have lost the receipt. Tescos after much rangling including "We cant take them back cos you opened them" (me replying "You sold me defective crap so you can have em back no matter whether they are opened or not")

Much grumbling from the midwife-like satan spawn behind the counter she then says i can only have 8 quid back on them cos they cost 8 quid this week, and i can only spend 8 quid in the "non-food" section.

Anyway it takes me an hour to get fertiliser, 4 pounds of sugar, an alarm clock, a block of plasticine and some copper wire which i then take to the counter and (ticking in the background) ask for a nine volt battery.

Made me laugh......